If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[GodofDisaster]

My oh my what big... er ears you have.

 

[Dango]

I'm not really into Pokemon...

 

[GodofDisaster]

Lose the blade love then we'll talk.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You can wear as many kinky costumes as you like; all they do is make me less likely to want to do you.

 

[Rooster893]

I have no idea.

 

[Sacman]

I'm just gonna go over there and cry a bit...<.<

 

[Dango]

Be sad...

 

[Sacman]

Stabs wounds can't stop me... *pounces...*

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Hmm...Whatever drugs I was on last night, I need some more right now.

 

[Wintermoot]

I should moderate my drinks..

YEAH BABY YEAH!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Y U IMAGE INVISIBLE?!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

0_o...Either that person is so hideous that they've broken reality, or so beautiful that they've accomplished the same thing. Either way...

Eh, I'd hit it.

 

[pyramid head grape]

ALL NIGHT LONG! ;D

sorry... XD

 

[SixWingedAsura]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*dies*

 

[pyramid head grape]

sssshhhh don't talk! XD

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Hmm...don't know whether to eat it or bang it...

 

[SixWingedAsura]

...Get out of my bed. Better yet, I'm tossing you in the pit to scrub all the floors in Hyrule! And you aren't getting any dinner either.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Hmmm... I'll let her deal with it:

Spoiler: All yours

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Lose the shotgun and I'm cool with this.

Edit: You didn't answer, guy below me!