If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Kenbo Slice]

I'd be like "Holy crap it's Fabio!"

 

[Dango]

That picture isn't too flattering...

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[NerfedFalcon]

...Why are you so...scared of me? It's not like I want to hurt you, honestly...

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[steeple]

oh... shit I'm going to jail arent I?

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[M0rp43vs]

The post didn't show up. I had to url it. How dare you do that to Jesus!

 

[steeple]

same with your picture...
do all the other little girls count? because it's creepy enough as is...

Spoiler: have fun :P

 

[M0rp43vs]

[Not little girls, just puppets stuffed to the brim with gunpowder, wielding cute little spears]

Morning, So what do you want for breakfast? Hmmm, I'm running low on "the flesh and blood of my enemies". Stop looking at me like that

Know the drill by now

 

[Vrex360]

I would freak out because Deathclaws are scary as hell.

 

[Dango]

*Stabs*

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[steeple]

I wont mind... not one bit, actually...

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[Dango]

Stop yelling.

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[steeple]

damn, what did I do last night?!

really? with a half-cat?!

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[pyramid head grape]

Oh yeah! XD

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[Dango]

Must resist... over 9000 joke...

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[SckizoBoy]

Say hello to my chainsaw...

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[steeple]

that's a weird way to get up in the morning...

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[Dango]

*Repeatedly punches*

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[Dango]

Eaten post.

 

[pyramid head grape]

*snuggles with*

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[pyramid head grape]

Eaten post D: