If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[GodofDisaster]

Um no I just can't picture us together. (Also the girl above you is actually a 300 year old demon. Although that probably makes things worse, but she isn't a minor.)

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[pyramid head grape]

I think my dreams are coming true...

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[GodofDisaster]

I'm sorry but I'm just not attracted to mad men, or men in general.

Spoiler: The true definition of the word psychopath.

 

[Dango]

I could do without the blood...

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[scorptatious]

Awww, are you going to share that with me?

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[SckizoBoy]

... those eyes... *shiver*

Spoiler: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!!!!!!!

 

[willofbob]

no, I'm not interested in demi-human extremist nutjobs.

Spoiler: I hope this one works...

 

[Rooster893]

I DON'T want to see your true face.

Spoiler: Rose

 

[SckizoBoy]

Mmmm... could do worse, I guess.

Spoiler: Fancy getting stoned?

 

[Rooster893]

...no.

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[steeple]

hey, I could have done worse...

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and yes, that thing is included!

 

[SckizoBoy]

*jumps out of tureen*

Spoiler: Lucky Fucker...

 

[steeple]

whatever it is we did, lets do it again soon...

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[Dango]

TROLLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN...
*ahem*

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[Rooster893]

It's an elaborate ruse!

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[Dalek Caan]

No. Never.

Spoiler: Hello lovely

 

[Rooster893]

What...in the world?

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[Dango]

No thanks...

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[SckizoBoy]

... not that I mind, but who is that?

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[Rooster893]

You're creeping me out...

Spoiler: We doing anime characters now?