If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Sandernista]

Damn, youse a pretty goil.

Spoiler: AND ALL THE POWERS OF HELL

 

[steeple]

for some reason I get the feeling I should check the downstairs...

either way still cute, I guess...

oh fuck, I'm screwed now arent I?

Spoiler

 

[NerfedFalcon]

*check for bite marks, which are everywhere, also my arse is hurting a lot*

Spoiler: Image.

 

[steeple]

I'd snuggle with him, what else?

Spoiler

 

[Sandernista]

Go back to sleep, now I have a bedwarmer!

Spoiler: SACRE BLEU

 

[Rooster893]

You look like the guy from the Royco soup commercial.

Spoiler

 

[Dango]

*Kicks out*

Spoiler

 

[StormShaun]

*Sighs* Dango why are you in my bed!?

Ahhh, I kid, I kid...I would still say "GTFO or this sword goes somewhere you don't want it to go".

Spoiler: Too cute. X_X'

Don't judge me. >_<

 

[Dango]

I'd give her some clothes, and be ashamed of myself...

Spoiler

May or may not be a trap.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I don't want to take the chance.

Spoiler: Nowhere near as young as she looks, believe me...

...actually, she's one of the oldest gods in her pantheon.

 

[StormShaun]

So what, I'll still take it!

Spoiler: Guess what...

MORE ANIME..Ahaha
[small]Also he's a trap[/small]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

thats a dude?
hmm.
anal. i'd do anal.

Spoiler: Try this...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I am both scared and ever-so-slightly aroused.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

...
i'd be cool with that.

Spoiler: Allergy warning, I s'pose.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I'm so getting locked up for this, no matter what I do.

Spoiler: Multi-person image again!

Normally I'd say 'all of them', but this time I'm going to be somewhat nicer: if you can figure out which one is 'Alistair', you can just have that one. Or you can take 'all of them' anyway. If not, all of them.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

seeing a trend...
is Alastair the one in the blue shorts?
umm... can i have Mr Hat though?

and why would you go to prison for waking up next to an 'intelligent' house cat.

Spoiler: back to normals

the simple fact he did this makes him a bit awesomer.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

The fact that it's a house cat at all would be enough to get me on bestiality, and if I tried to hide the evidence, it's murder.

Also, wrong. Alistair was far right, without the hat. But since I'm so nice, here's my reasoning:

Spoiler

This girl is named Alice. Figure the rest out yourself.

And what the hell is that guy doing?

Spoiler: Image.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

what the hell is THAT guy doing?

and Matt's basically a human, but evolved from a kitty. its not bestiality. plus, he could've been being a kitty, no sexing involved.

and thats Hugh Jackman being Cutlery-Wolverine.

Spoiler: ok, actually normal this time

i think we overloaded on Ho Yay.

 

[Rooster893]

Well, hello there....

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[SckizoBoy]

Spoiler: Too cute. X_X'

Don't judge me. >_<

You been watching that too? Do you recognise Manaka-senpai's seiyuu, 'cos I can't for the life of me remember what else she's done...

I am both scared and ever-so-slightly aroused.

Oh, dear lord why?! I wouldn't be able to resist punching his face in!

OT: *calmly get's out of bed* *opens weapons locker* D'AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *gunfire*

Spoiler: Why did I persist in watching this damned show?!