If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Sacman]

Is... is that a penis coming out of the ground?

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[NerfedFalcon]

GTFO. I'm not in a good mood.

Spoiler: Actually, I've just realised...

...I'd fit right in with these guys.

Seriously. I'm the incurably retarded offspring of two computer programmers.

 

[Dango]

No, pants go on your legs...

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[Sacman]

Oh god get out...<.<

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[Dango]

Ask her why she's so shiny.

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[Sacman]

<.<... Mounts...<.<

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[Dango]

*Glomps*

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[Sacman]

*Rips clothes off...*

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[Dango]

Wonder why I couldn't have gotten the Street Fighter 4 version...

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[Sacman]

*Eats...*
...<.<

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[Dango]

Give her a bigger shirt, she must be cold.

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[Sacman]

Take me you magnificent assassin...<.<

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[Dango]

Spy check 'em.

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[Sacman]

O god... run away!!!

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[NerfedFalcon]

Are you trying to be kinky with that outfit? Because I'm still not interested in banging you.

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[SckizoBoy]

I could say the same thing to you, my dear...

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[Rooster893]

Don't mind if I do!

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If you don't know who this guy is, you never lived in the 90s.

 

[Dango]

If it wasn't for the url I'd have no idea who he is...

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[Commander of pie]

lucky me

im lugging+it pics on Sodahead [http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/house-may-block-food-safety-bill-over-senate-error/question-1364667/?link=ibaf&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__JDCSK5QGCo/S7S9AKl-0VI/AAAAAAAAADY/lbEwWrhCDHM/s1600/im_lugging_it.jpg&q=im lugging+it]

 

[Dango]

I don't think my bed even has enough room for him...

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