If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Dango]

I'm very, very scared.

 

[pyramid head grape]

WOOOooo

 

[Rooster893]

At least it wasn't Dildo man.....

 

[pyramid head grape]

At least it wasn't Dildo man.....

I know the guy who did that on the picture thread XD

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'll have my revenge.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

How did you fit in here with all that armour?

...If you know who this is...Have a lot of fun justifying it.

Spoiler: Ready?

 

[M0rp43vs]

"I swear officer... she's actually a 495 year old vampire. Honest"
That or
"Kyuu~"
*boom*
*Me as a blood splatter*

(wow, I'm always lucky enough get a touhou question in these kinda threads)

Spoiler

Anyone know who this is
If you do, don't spoil it for the next poster

 

[Dango]

I think I'n happy with this, even if it is a trap.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

You can only play two percent of your own song!
*escape in the confusion*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

WHY?
I wouldn't be happy at all.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Nnnn... insufficient 'deranged' factor.

(Thanks to a weird dream last night...)

 

[StormShaun]

Wow, that was intresting, now get out!

How about

Spoiler

I would die if that happend, lucky for the guy below, unless they dont like my preferences.

 

[Rooster893]

She's cute, I guess.

 

[Dango]

Get away from me.

 

[Rooster893]

Put that gun down, and I'm sure we can sort things out!

 

[Dango]

Get out. Now.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Uh oh.

 

[Rooster893]

I do not trust happy young anime girls.

 

[Sacman]

I hope this isn't part of a reality show...<.<

 

[Dango]

Get a hair cut...