If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[NerfedFalcon]

...Wow. This is awkward. Erm...I'll just...be--

Spoiler: UNRELATED IMAGE

 

[Sacman]

Are you the guy from Excel Saga?
... I don't remember...<.<

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[NerfedFalcon]

You're not Thomas Ruff. You're a friend of Thomas Ruff. Made famous by appearing on Zero Punctuation.

Spoiler: Image file contained within may be scarring; open at own risk

 

[Sacman]

Well this is quite homo erotic...<.<

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[NerfedFalcon]

...No comment. Just. Leave me alone. I have never played your game and never will.

Spoiler: Image.

I am sleeping in your bed. This is because I am very tired.

Snore.

 

[Sacman]

*Runs away...*

...<.<

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[NerfedFalcon]

OHGODWHATTHEHELLDIDIDOTODESERVETHIS

*thinks back to what he said to Ivy*

Oh, that.

Spoiler: PALADIN TIEM

 

[Sacman]

I can see the master of your realm needs to learn how to shade...<.<

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[scorptatious]

Oh hey Yuffie, how's it going?

...

We did WHAT last night?!?

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[mParadox]

Give him a cuddle!

Spoiler: You know you want to.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Same trap!

No, she's his sister, note mole under the other eye...

OT: Uh... *burns*

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[NerfedFalcon]

You're not my type.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Ew. I don't like girls who aren't 2d... or good cosplayers. @_@
I don't swing that way, and I don't like douche bags.

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[M0rp43vs]

Awww, She's an adorable little tiger isn't she("little?")

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I think people will soon stop trying to open any spoilers I post in this thread

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't hotlink the -booru sites. They don't like it.
As image is broken, I have no response.

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[SckizoBoy]

*pushes out*

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

FUTURE SPARTANS? FFFFFFFFFFF-

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[springheeljack]

For the last time I am not the government and I do not have your wife and son

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[NerfedFalcon]

Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said 'Frat Boys Allowed In Here'?

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[springheeljack]

(actually they are hardened prisoners so...)
^uh sorry no fat elves around

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