If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Rooster893]

I'm gonna go ahead and say YEAH!

 

[SckizoBoy]

Why does he look like a young Bill Nighy?

Spoiler: Is she really there?

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'm going to say no on this one.

Don't worry she's older than she looks, around 19.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Still too young.

 

[Dango]

Taaaaaaaaaaank *throws molotov*

 

[SckizoBoy]

And that is...? Anyway... mmmmmm... no.

Spoiler

 

[Slenn]

I have no idea who you are, but I gotta ask... does that equipment hurt your shoulders? I mean, I'm just sayin'

Well, darn... someone already did Remelia Scarlet. But I got something better than that...
The person who defeats her (depends on skill level of the player)

 

[Dango]

That would be a very sad morning...

 

[pyramid head grape]

She is meh!

 

[Dango]

: |

 

[pyramid head grape]

still meh XD

you enjoy your night with Mr blobby? XD

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Don't really like that band...

 

[pyramid head grape]

Never play them games~~~ XD

 

[Emurlahn]

Oh snap!!!

Yes, I did that indeed!

 

[Dango]

Edit: Get your hair out of my face.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, and I'm a human, so...

 

[Dango]

Another girl who's so cute I would never sleep with her.

 

[Emurlahn]

Win

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'll take nami! far away! XD
fuck... XD

 

[Dango]

...Erm...