If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[ShasOMiKael]

What is... I don't even... Eewwww...

Spoiler: Warning: Sorta safe for work... I think...

Without the guy, both of them.

 

[SckizoBoy]

So long as at least one of them promises to scratch me...(!)

Spoiler: She has been here before, but I like her, so here we go again

 

[StormShaun]

*looks up* Didn't need to know that.

Spoiler: I know what you like...

[small]You know you want it! xD[/small]

 

[pyramid head grape]

Not a person, but god do I want to! ^,..,^

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Why do you have scissors... And why are you smiling... D:

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[SckizoBoy]

Spoiler: Reaction & Pic

 

[Dango]

O...OK... guess I'll leave then...

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[Eumersian]

Hmm?I hope she's nice. ^_^

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[steeple]

I hope she wont eat me...

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[Generalissimo]

what is this, i don't even...

image: http://images.wikia.com/cnc/images/e/e6/Generals_Dr_Thrax.png

try that guy

 

[One Seven One]

Well he looks angry...
The hell happened last night?..

 

[Rooster893]

HOW OLD ARE YOU? OH GOD I MIGHT BE GOING TO JAIL FOR THIS!

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You know you want her.

 

[Dango]

No...

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[Eumersian]

Bwah?

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[One Seven One]

Don'tlookatthemaskDon'tlookatthemaskDon'tlookatthemaskDon'tlookatthemask.

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[Sacman]

*Puts wallet in mouth...*

Oh god not again!

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[Dango]

Feel terrible about myself...

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[interspark]

don't know who that is but HELL YEAH, she hot

watch out for static! 30% chance of paralysis

 

[Dango]

*Hugs, gets electrocuted*

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[interspark]

wow, some people are so much kinder than i am, ok, in respect of which