If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Fijiman]

BAH! GO AWAY!

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[mParadox]

o.o SMILE!

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Don't you think it's weird that you just so happened to get burned in a way that forms a line right down the middle of your face? What?! C'mon man, don't point that thing at me. And can you put away the gun while you're at it too please. ....Oh, you're no fun. >.>

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[Fijiman]

Was I the one that finished off at bottle?

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Jeez buddy, you look in a reich state. ....Please don't eat me. >.<

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[Fijiman]

AAAAAAAAHHH! SHIT!*falls off bed*

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[scorptatious]

Hey there, what's say you and me make a...

*sunglasses*

Jill Sandwich.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No, no! NOT THE MILKMAN!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fat Homer in a moomoo?! NO!

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[scorptatious]

Hmm. Well I've dated blue girls like you before. Except you don't have tentacles for hair. So I'm okay with this.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

HEY, AL!

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[scorptatious]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!

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[mParadox]

It's alright folks! I'm a doctor!

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[Fijiman]

Well then. I'm fairly sure that this wont end well.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You guys don't have faces. I'm scared.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Sorry about your eye, my aim is usually better than that.

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[scorptatious]

I am unsure that this was a good idea Squidward.

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[Fijiman]

You guys don't have faces. I'm scared.

Check again.

SPY!*attacks with bat*

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[the monopoly guy]

I CAST FIST

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[Fijiman]

You sir are an interesting looking person.

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