If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[PsychicTaco115]

I really want to see your forehead now...

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[Fijiman]

You are not my emperor.

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[DrRockor]

how worried should I be right now?

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[PsychicTaco115]

I'll just leave you two alone now...

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[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo Kesha!
Tik-Tok Tiiiiik-Tooook

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[PsychicTaco115]

Why are you still in your clothes?

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[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Please don't get up - I like a fine win.

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[Fijiman]

Get your hand out of my face and explain yourself. Now!

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[PsychicTaco115]

Am I in prison and are you the prison *****?

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Who's this guy? Does he smell of Taco?

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[Nantucket_v1legacy]

What the fuck happened to your ears? I really should lay off the drink.

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[PsychicTaco115]

THE MERICAN MAN OF STEEL!

No homo...

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[SomeLameStuff]

I don't like that look on your face... you're not hiding a gun up the butt are you?

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[PsychicTaco115]

I'm bad at smiling for photos ;__;

OT: Stop giving me that look, it's not that big...

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[Fijiman]

Sam, I respect you and all that, but you need to leave now before I exercise the Second Amendment on your ass.

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[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Arrgghhh!!!! *deep breath* Arrrggghhhhh!!!!

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[PsychicTaco115]

Hitler didn't commit suicide; he just didn't expect MERICA TO CURB-STOMP HIS SAUERKRAUT LOVING @##

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I always get men... OUT

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[PsychicTaco115]

NO NO NO NO NO

SMASH IT WITH FIRE

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[SomeLameStuff]

Umm... hello? That's a nice pair you got there. EYES! I MEANT EYES!

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