If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Fijiman]

Sir, please call off your dragon. It's ruining my lawn.

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[PsychicTaco115]

Who hired you?

WAS IT THE BROVENGERS!?

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not hating this.

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[Dalek Caan]

It looks like a potato that has gained sentience.

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[PsychicTaco115]

"You have my axe!"

That's not all I want...

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[Fijiman]

The hell are you so happy about?

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[SomeLameStuff]

...Stalin?

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[Fijiman]

Here's some cheese. Now fuck off.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Put some proper clothes on and go away.

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[Nantucket_v1legacy]

How do you walk on those legs? & get that wing out of my face!

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[Euryalus]

Wabbajack, Wabbajack, Wabbajack

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That's interesting... Get out of my bed.

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[Ruedyn]

Erm... dat cameltoe

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[Fijiman]

Excuse me while I go grab some popcorn to watch the show.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IS THAT AN ASURA IN THE BACKGROUND? Oh my, that stache!

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[Euryalus]

That's interesting... Get out of my bed.

You're room's the gateway to the fourth dimension, be more excited sheesh XD

OT: Yes? How old are you?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

GET. OUT. NOW.
I'm not kidding.

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[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I'm not sure whether to question my preference or kick you out...
Do both!

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[mParadox]

That's such a terrible thing to do! I bet he was scared out of his wits. ;=;

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