If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[WhyBotherToTry]

She's so cute! With her little skull hairclip.

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[SomeLameStuff]

You didn't chew my bedframe, did you?

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[Fijiman]

HOLY FREAKING FUCK IT'S COLD! WHY ARE WE OUTSIDE IN THE FUCKING SNOW?!

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[SomeLameStuff]

OCTOPUS HAAAAAAAAAT!

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[Fijiman]

Get out of here.

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[SomeLameStuff]

OH GOD YOU HAVE NO EYES!

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...you may stay.

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[SomeLameStuff]

Nice beard. Nice mustache... nice gun.

PLEASEDON'TSHOOTME!

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[PsychicTaco115]

How did we manage with those wings of hers?

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[SomeLameStuff]

Do you trim your feathers often?

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Do you need help? :O

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[SomeLameStuff]

OH GOD NO WHAT NO WHAT NO

I don't need help...

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It just fit so well! =P

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It wasn't THAT bad, was it? >.>

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[SomeLameStuff]

I have a rule against immortal actors.

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[Fijiman]

Hello.

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[SomeLameStuff]

Roid rage? ROID RAAAAAGE!

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[PsychicTaco115]

Is that a sword in my pants or am I just happy to see you?

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[SomeLameStuff]

I don't think normal eyes are a solid colour block.....

Yes mistress?

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[scorptatious]

Not sure if legal or not. >_>

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[PsychicTaco115]

OH GOD NO, STOP BLEEDING

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