If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cute but you have the problem of being sexually ambiguous.

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[kailus13]

I wasn;t aware my bed was this big.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You look silly, bro.

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[NerfedFalcon]

I have no idea who the hell you are, and to be quite frank, I don't care. Go away now, please.

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[TheDoctor455]

Please go away now. There's no reason for you to be here. Just go. And stop slipping crap into my mountain dew! I told you to stop following me!

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[NerfedFalcon]

I feel strangely uncomfortable.

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[Teoes]

I have no idea that is. I'm.. ok with the idea though.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Can I have some of that?

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't love you. Now go.

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[scorptatious]

MEOW! That's a nice looking pocket watch your cat has there!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm sure you lift.

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[Ruedyn]

Succubi really dropped the ball on recruitment, didn't they?

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[NerfedFalcon]

*gets out of bed and gets in*

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[Kae]

Well then why are you still here? Go get those bitches.

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[scorptatious]

What's that you're holding? Can I have it?

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[Ruedyn]

... I've been waiting ;- ;

DON'T LOOK SO SHOCKED!

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[NerfedFalcon]

Next time, Leet, lay off the booze.

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[Ruedyn]

Okay, you in front and on her left stay, underaged in the pink watches, and grey hair in the brown, scout for cops with the flying thing. Crotch bulge... you're not fooling anyone.

*Unzips pants* Let's get started.

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[NerfedFalcon]

0_o

No spears in bed, please...

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[Headsprouter]

^ This will be the day the amount of questions I ask will be at an all-time low.

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