If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[OmniscientOstrich]

Hey, where did my cat go? And why is there blood on your?...Oh...Oh...Ohhhh...I see, umm, could you please leave? I need a moment to cry. ;-;

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[scorptatious]

D:
Nooooooooooooo....

Spoiler: To Capitalism!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Uh-oh.

Spoiler: Would you kindly roll over?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nice golf club, there.

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[Fijiman]

I'm having a bit of a hard time figuring out exactly what you are. In any case I should probably be scared right now.

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

NO! NOOOOO!!!!!

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Still not gay.

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[NerfedFalcon]

*goes insane and starts singing softly to self*

Tell yourself...

Spoiler: how lucky you are...

 

[Epicspoon]

Strange obviously magical chick is in my bed when I wake up......
Okay transfer me the super powers via sex already. That's what you're here for right?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...what made that hole?

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[NerfedFalcon]

Tico!

Spoiler: Bet you didn't think you would find anyone else who played that

 

[Epicspoon]

Why the hell did you bring a lamp post into my bed?

 

[Headsprouter]

Ohhh, that explains the massive bleeding.

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[http://media.photobucket.com/user/Nokuro/media/Soul%20Calibur/cassandra.jpg.html]

 

[Ruedyn]

OI, I'm not a dragon D:<

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[NerfedFalcon]

I haven't really considered who I would turn gay for before, but I would probably turn gay for Eliwood. So do want.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Ruedyn]

... Eh, fine. I know I haven't been earning, miss

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[Headsprouter]

Ruedyn: Cassandra doesn't slay dragons, she pwns flesh-golems named Astaroth. Or are you implying she sleeps with dragons? Who knows. Maybe she's kinky like that.

And to the above image: Wow, whoever this classy lady is, she must've fallen on some REAL hard times to be in here with me..

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[http://media.photobucket.com/user/ian7654/media/Kool-AidMan.jpg.html]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I bet you're laced with cyanide.

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[Ruedyn]

Huh. A few things I would've objected to normally, but I find with anime women it's probably just best to throw inhibitions out the window. GIT OVAH HERE!

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That's one happy char.

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