If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[scorptatious]

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wish Spoony had done more of that...

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[NerfedFalcon]

I should probably be a lot more scared than I am right now.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Not you. I don't like you.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Oh, crap, um...when did I die? And why am I down here?

With you, I mean?

Spoiler: Contrasting character in response

 

[dalek sec]

Pretty much wondering how in god's name did I end up in your bed.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I can't respond to nothing!

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[NerfedFalcon]

Are all those guns really necessary to sleep with, Nitori-san? Couldn't you have shown them to me once I was actually awake enough to appreciate them?

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Dr.Susse]

No Knives my one weakness!

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[Epicspoon]

That is one sexy crossing sign guy. Get out of my way banjo dude.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

This might be one of the least fun things I've ever had to do for this.

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Epicspoon]

Nope, sorry. You aren't my type. I don't know who you are but I can just tell.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Nope, sorry. You aren't my type. I don't know who you are but I can just tell.

Good call.

OT: Well, this is...interesting.

Spoiler: Hoping this won't break

 

[Fijiman]

How old are you?

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[Porygon-2000]

Jeez, I thought something was prodding me last night!

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[NerfedFalcon]

What was I drinking last night, and do I still have any of it?

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[Epicspoon]

Oh sweet baby Jesus yes. You are literally the only Kingdom Hearts character I have ever found attractive.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Oh, sweet Merlin's nipples, no. Not Captain Ass Zipper!


[sub](edited because it's not actually a chipmunk)[/sub]

Spoiler: Image.

 

[Epicspoon]

uhhhhh....
Got a smoke?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

For the record, Fanpop doesn't like people using their images. Not sure why, but that's how it is - if you can, find a different picture.

Spoiler: This is a guy, if it helps