If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[scorptatious]

Good thing I caught your parrot ahead of time so I can find you before you do that.

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captcha: first post!

...It's learning...

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Your image doesn't work for me. Following the link made me wish I hadn't.

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[Rooster893]

Put down that staff and things will be juuuuuuuuust fine.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Please tell me you didn't do what I think you did...

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[Epicspoon]

Great. Now I have somebody to put in my backyard so they can frolic around in my new flower garden forever.

 

[Dr.Susse]

No please.....not the big black rubber dildo again!

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[scorptatious]

Who are all you guys and why are you all in my bed??

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[Rooster893]

*kicks*

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[Fijiman]

Awesome.

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[scorptatious]

Nice hat.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Oh dear.

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[Headsprouter]

I can't shake the feeling we've met before...

EDIT: Perhaps not.

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[Dr.Susse]

No not the probing!

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

GET AWAY GET AWAY

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No Lee Ermy no!

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[Fijiman]

The fuck am I high on?

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[Dr.Susse]

Ah Igor my nights have never been lonely after I killed and stuffed you.

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[NerfedFalcon]

Oh, geez. How many drugs am I still high on from last night?

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[scorptatious]

Depending on how old they are, I'm either totally or totally not okay with this.

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[Neuromancer]

No, but you can be the shattered brain pieces on the carpet.

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