If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[Fijiman]

Aren't you like ten?

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[Teoes]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Your not gonna....use that nun chuck on me, are you?

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[Teoes]

Buff. No idea who you are though.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Out. Get out.

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[Kitsune Hunter]

Oh Patrick Stewart, you know I'll always love you

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[Kae]

Oh GOSH!
I guess you lied about that whole knocking thing... I don't have the money though...

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[Potentpillow]

Your opponent is in another apartment -- wait, where are you taking me?

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[Teoes]

He was like that when I found him, I swear! Wait, that doesn't reflect well on me either.

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[Kae]

Nice uh... moustache.

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[Kitsune Hunter]

You look like you're in pain, do you need me to call you a doctor?

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[HowEveryLoserPreaches]

The fridge is over there

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[Teoes]

Right, I slept with you. Now will you get a haircut?

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[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Heh, he seems angry about something, OHH GOD HE IS IN MY BED!

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[Kae]

Oh hi, what was your name again?

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[Teoes]

*boots off into the distance*

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[Dr.Susse]

Oh thank you but last night wasn't anything to saulte me for.

At ease.

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[Wackymon]

O_O
I'll just... You know... Sit in a corner... *Absconds in terror*

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[Neuromancer]

How the hell did I end up sleeping with a dwarf?

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[Teoes]

I still can't believe the things you did with those bendy arms of yours, but I wish you'd explain what's going on with your scary make-up table (and face!) rather than diverting the conversation constantly.

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