If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[ShockValue]

;~; But...but...

 

[ShockValue]

Fine.
*Drinks coffee*

 

[My name is Fiction]

I wan't some coffee
Got to leave soon any way

And I seem to be the only one taking the 'finding myself in bed' thing seriously. Not that I'm perturbed by it any more...

NEW PERSON!
I'm scared
*Shivers*

 

[My name is Fiction]

*hands a cup of coffee* Here you go.

Thank you, did you do anything to mine?

 

[Caileena]

Pleasantly surprised.

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Drinks*
Tastes... chessy...
*sips again*

 

[My name is Fiction]

Pleasantly surprised.

That I'm Gordon Freeman or that entering a windowless van ended well.
Either way your a lucky woman.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Oh
*sips*
Not bad.

 

[Caileena]

Pleasantly surprised.

That I'm Gordon Freeman or that entering a windowless van ended well.
Either way your a lucky woman.

The fact that both coincided is amazingly pleasant. Perhaps I can visit your creepy rape van again sometime? As long as you get rid of the dead possum back there. He kept staring at me.

And above: Oh yeah. After I wrecked that I would make her waffles. She ignored my affections in DAO, but I knew she would come around.

 

[Caileena]

Damn it all! You hadn't replied when I started that! Blast!

 

[My name is Fiction]

You can't rape the willing ^_-
DAO, good times... so brown but at least a good story.
*Throws away possum*

 

[Caileena]

Then it's just showing that you care!
And I would still make you waffles. Its got vanilla in there. But not real butter. I don't want you getting fat.

 

[Caileena]

You can't rape the willing ^_-
DAO, good times... so brown but at least a good story.
*Throws away possum*

Oh! My thanks to you good sir! I know how much you loved it. What with you naming it and all.