If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[cryogeist]

witch is?

Dr. Nefarious

...i dealt with worse

 

[scorptatious]

Aww, I liked that one, just had wide hips is all...

You can blame cyrogeist for blowing her up.

 

[cryogeist]

*holds up detonator*
it was awesome >

 

[xmbts]

Yeah, cyro's mean.

>_>

 

[cryogeist]

would a mean guy call in a air strike on your location?

 

[scorptatious]

...

If you're trying to defend yourself you're not doing a good job at it.

 

[cryogeist]

...uh huh
*pulls carpet revealing a door*
*jumps in it locking it behind me*
*air strike blows place up*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Who authorized that airstrike?

 

[cryogeist]

*floats out*
my privet army

 

[xmbts]

Well my avatar happens to be bomb proof.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Mercenaries then. I can kill mercenaries.
*orders fleet to intercept any further hostile actions*

 

[cryogeist]

you would be doing me a favor
*starts tinkering with a WW2 German STuG model*
i dont have there type of currency to pay them with

 

[Admiral Stukov]

There and their...

And the fleet will only engage in defensive action.

 

[cryogeist]

There and their...

And the fleet will only engage in defensive action.

yeah sorry..never was good in writing
ANYWAY
..your kidding right?
*sighs*
ill just do it myself
*leaves*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I don't really think a WW2 army can even scratch an orbital fleet.

If anything you should use a 88mm flak, or a Wirbelwind Flakpanzer to intercept fighters.

 

[cryogeist]

*comes back all bloody*
...yeah...*coughs blood*
im just gonna lie down here.....on the floor
*collapses*
when did this floor...become...so...comfortable....

 

[cryogeist]

I don't really think a WW2 army can even scratch an orbital fleet.

If anything you should use a 88mm flak, or a Wirbelwind Flakpanzer to intercept fighters.

you...think i want...a war...with...a...fucking...space...fleet?
*coughs more blood*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm going to get you a medic.

Spoiler: She'll patch you up.

 

[cryogeist]

I'm going to get you a medic.

Spoiler

thanks...
*uses drain touch on medic killing her and healing me*
all better...now i just have to get this blood off my robes

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Why would you do that? The medics are volunteers!
Revive her, or I'll send waves upon waves of conscripted criminals in powered armour after you.