If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Really?

All I see is a wall.

*says the soul-devouring vampire-demon-thing that shifts between material and spectral realms*

 

[cryogeist]

what i see is an escape rout for a tank

 

[TheDoctor455]

*momentarily shifts eyes into the spectral realm*

...

*shifts them back to the material realm*

You don't want to know what I just saw.

 

[cryogeist]

Giantmonsterdemonteneticalthing?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No...
something much, much worse.

 

[cryogeist]

tiger 2 tank?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No.
Now stop guessing!
Can't you see I'm trying to set up a Noodle Incident over here??!!?!?

 

[xmbts]

Noodle incident you say?

 

[TheDoctor455]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoodleIncident

I'm trying to set that up...
yes... if only as a pun.

 

[xmbts]

I know what it is, I just find it amusing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

It's all for your benefit xmbts.
You're welcome.

 

[xmbts]

Awesome!

After all the universe does revolve entirely around me.

*Is clearly deluded*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*says nothing; focuses on ignoring the Tony Jay voice-over running through my head*

 

[cryogeist]

.....wut

 

[xmbts]

*Starts swinging a sledgehammer around randomly*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*dodges out of the way*

 

[xmbts]

*Gets the hammer stuck in a wall*

Aww, foiled again.

 

[cryogeist]

*shoots XMBTS with a B.A.R*
you may be able to take a bullet...But 20?

 

[xmbts]

*Dodges and escapes into the rafters*

 

[cryogeist]

....
ass