If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

*looks cautiously*

I'll shake on it

Spoiler: if you can beat one more weapon

EDIT: Also Sacman, I'm watching serial experiments Lain. It's pretty good. Bit confuzzled by the plot at the moment but I'll read it up later and it'll probably be a whole lot better.

 

[xmbts]

I wish I had a scathing tombstone, you lucky zombified alien you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Best, I misalign the scope, psionically rust the crowbar, steal the pistol ammo, and replace the grenades with canisters of candy floss while you're looking the other way. Then, while you are looking, I use the Zealot's charge ability to take you by surprise, steal the weapon, and throw it down the nearest wormhole (which promptly destabilizes, never to be seen again).

OT:
Xtmbs... so what are you up for?

 

[Best of the 3]

I wish I had a scathing tombstone, you lucky zombified alien you.

I promise to make you a tombstone if you can be my final weapon.

pwetty please :3

 

[TheDoctor455]

I wish I had a scathing tombstone, you lucky zombified alien you.

I promise to make you a tombstone if you can be my final weapon.

pwetty please :3

You can use my ship as a weapon, it has experience with that already.

 

[Best of the 3]

But I don't know whether to trust your ship or not.

And I already know 3 of xmbts' moves.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Feel free to explore my ship.
Let me know what you think...

 

[Best of the 3]

Did you say you had a doom fort up here, I'd very much like to tour that while we wait for my last weapon to show up.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Maybe...

Spoiler: but this had better...

Spoiler: be worth it.

Spoiler: I also...

Spoiler: expect a cookie

because these things are hard to find on google images.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay okay, here's your cookie (its double chocolate).

But... Best... don't use my ship against a target I don't agree with.
Or the mind-fuckery will commence.

 

[Best of the 3]

Don't worry. xmbts will be my final weapon (If Scde attacks in rage, not my fault)

(and xbts, don't worry, I was only going yo use stuff you've already posted before)

xmbts..I chose you?

Use scary face!

(that funky gif gives me the creeps)

EDIT:

Spoiler: Oh yeah, your cookie payment.

Cookie cake, how much more awesome can you get?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A pretty girl and cookie cake? I'm in!

 

[Best of the 3]

And there is 1 more to add to the tally of people falling into traps.

 

[Yureina]

Hello again. Wanna cuddle? :3

 

[Best of the 3]

Would do but I'm off to bed. It's 2:46 here and I'm starting to feel sleepy. It also seems to be rather quite around here so no real reason to stay up. Bye for now.

*gives bed time hug*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Don't worry. xmbts will be my final weapon (If Scde attacks in rage, not my fault)

(and xbts, don't worry, I was only going yo use stuff you've already posted before)

xmbts..I chose you?

Use scary face!

(that funky gif gives me the creeps)

EDIT:

Spoiler: Oh yeah, your cookie payment.

Cookie cake, how much more awesome can you get?

Raise you one better, cookie pizza: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYAmCjD9GH63izn-O6WQNgTzqNc8BN85FsCa_CctsfANXm47ZV8Q

Delicious.

Umm... trying to scare a Protoss with a blank expression and glowing eyes?

You've never seen a Protoss before have you?
(take a look at my avatar for a clue)

OT:

Time for a physical/mental bedtime hug!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Dutch oven!

 

[Scde2]

*Burns Awesome with a flamethrower*

Alright I'm drunk as fuck and need someone to take advantage of me!

 

[ShockValue]

No one did at the party, why would someone do it here?

 

[Scde2]

BECAUSE YOU SUCK!