If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[xmbts]

But Hail is a guy, telling a guy to get in the kitchen just doesn't have that offensive zing.

 

[cryogeist]

...oh...i need to look at profiles more often then

 

[xmbts]

Nah I just recall him saying he had a badass beard before, something not too many women I know would be proud of.

 

[cryogeist]

circus freaks
they would be proud

 

[xmbts]

I know an older lady with a mustache, nobody ever mentions it to her...

 

[Dango]

I know a girl in my grade with a mustache. We're childhood friends in fact.

 

[cryogeist]

holy crap

 

[xmbts]

It's just a hormone thing, it's not even rare just most women tend to it.

 

[Dango]

I know their post just up there makes it seem more likely that they're a girl.

 

[xmbts]

>.>

<.<

 

[Dango]

&#3233;_&#3233;

 

[xmbts]

*Ducks for cover*

 

[cryogeist]

._.

*hides*

 

[Dango]

*Stands in middle of room, raises shining starfish above head*
...
*starts chanting*

 

[xmbts]

*Disarms Dango with a glomp*

 

[Dango]

*Starfish cracks on floor*

You fool! You foolish fool!

 

[cryogeist]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! not the starfish!

 

[xmbts]

*Puts tape on it*

I think I fixed it. :3

 

[Dango]

*Takes starfish*

It's just not the same ;_;

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You need someone who knows how to arc-weld?