If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... was that a girl?
I can't tell... damn...

 

[Scde2]

You can't say Tassadar without ass.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I sleep for a few hours and this place decends into madness!
Shame on you people.

 

[Best of the 3]

Why is there a creepy old man sleeping with a neko, fox, shota boy, and a face with a rock garden on it?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Because we're all in a comedy sketch directed by Uwe Boll. I have absolutely no idea.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why is there a creepy old man sleeping with a neko, fox, shota boy, and a face with a rock garden on it?

I'm a Protoss! I'm not a rock garden! Now... go into your corner!

OT:
It's because this universe either completely random, or run by idiots.

 

[Best of the 3]

How about, glowing sea urchin. That sounds cooler

 

[Scde2]

Best, be nice to Mr. Assadar. He died for...something important.

 

[TheDoctor455]

EDIT:

Why hello there...
umm...
that "Assadar" bit was a joke right?
I'm not an asshole...

 

[Best of the 3]

Seeing as I've never played a SC game ever, I'll push it

EDIT: It won't work if I put you on the ignore list. The ultimate weapon.

EDIT2: And seeing as you didn't like that one, how abouts crustacean face. I think that has a really nice ring to it.

 

[Scde2]

@TehDoctor: Assadar is Protossi for asshole?

OT: You'll definitely push it... >:3

 

[Best of the 3]

You know it ;3

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Why are you still on my tail? In fact, what the hell are you now? Are you going to urinate on my magazines again?! O_O

 

[Best of the 3]

ohh, Nice eye, I think I'm gonna take... uh, what the hell did you do to my head 0_o

 

[Scde2]

@Snow: Those magazines are there so YOU wouldn't piddle on the floor.

So are you normal again? You don't think that you are a cat or a girl anymore?

 

[Best of the 3]

Wha!!? I thought I was a girl. Yeah right. I'm not so gullible. >.>

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Best: Erm...absolutely nothing! *scurries into cake fort* [sub]Oh, hell! He's peed in here too![/sub]

I still insist that I'm toilet trained. >.>

 

[Best of the 3]

Your eye is displaying text. Weird that is. EDIT: Well it was weird.

And we know you're toilet trained. That's why we can smell you dumps from outside. You coild at least use a leaf or something.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

No it isn't. At least, not now. It's just a glitch. 'cause it's cybernetic and stuff. ^_^'

EDIT: ...but I do use a leaf...D:

 

[Best of the 3]

Maybe try having a leaf on a stick? I don't know what to do with you.