If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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I'm so confused...

 

[My name is Fiction]

I tracked him for hours but the candidate ran into walmart and I got distracted from all the low prices.

You went into a Wal-Mart?! *slaps* SLAVE LABOUR SHOULD ONLY BE FOR TEA AND CHOCOLATE!

And you let him get away?

*isslaped*
Ow butbut but I look at these skin tight jeans! so worth it.
*wears skin tight jeans*
Well I found him and gave him a dose of tranquilizer but now he's in a coma so you don't get to enjoy his screams until he wakes up.

 

[mjcabooseblu]

Oh well *kiss* there's your consolation prise,
*puts ribbons in hair*

To be fair, I DO love ribbons...

 

[My name is Fiction]

Oh well *kiss* there's your consolation prise,
*puts ribbons in hair*

To be fair, I DO love ribbons...

*pulls out a note book from my ass*
Ok tell me which ones you want me to buy

I'm never confused.

*isslaped*
Ow butbut but I look at these skin tight jeans! so worth it.
*wears skin tight jeans*
Well I found him and gave him a dose of tranquilizer but now he's in a coma so you don't get to enjoy his screams until he wakes up.

Those things aren't even real leather... LOOK! They're falling to bits all ready!

And they need to be awake!

I can wake him up but he would die in 12 hours from madness.
Oh and is my pants falling apart a bad thing?
I bought my underwear from there too ;3

 

[My name is Fiction]

I'm never confused.

*isslaped*
Ow butbut but I look at these skin tight jeans! so worth it.
*wears skin tight jeans*
Well I found him and gave him a dose of tranquilizer but now he's in a coma so you don't get to enjoy his screams until he wakes up.

Those things aren't even real leather... LOOK! They're falling to bits all ready!

And they need to be awake!

I can wake him up but he would die in 12 hours from madness.
Oh and is my pants falling apart a bad thing?
I bought my underwear from there too ;3

Well clearly. They're falling to pieces too. *rips of pants and underwear*

*smacks Fiction*

Sorry hipster hell god.
Being that I wore these rags does that mean you... you can't... *tears in eyes*
touch me?

 

[mjcabooseblu]

Oh well *kiss* there's your consolation prise,
*puts ribbons in hair*

To be fair, I DO love ribbons...

*pulls out a note book from my ass*
Ok tell me which ones you want me to buy

http://www.lainaline.com/ribbon_hair_bows.htm

one of these!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Oh well *kiss* there's your consolation prise,
*puts ribbons in hair*

To be fair, I DO love ribbons...

*pulls out a note book from my ass*
Ok tell me which ones you want me to buy

http://www.lainaline.com/ribbon_hair_bows.htm

one of these!

Its so fancy, you deserve all of them.
SO colorful!
@-@

 

[mjcabooseblu]

Like those ones that strippers wear, eh?

 

[My name is Fiction]

I'm never confused.

*isslaped*
Ow butbut but I look at these skin tight jeans! so worth it.
*wears skin tight jeans*
Well I found him and gave him a dose of tranquilizer but now he's in a coma so you don't get to enjoy his screams until he wakes up.

Those things aren't even real leather... LOOK! They're falling to bits all ready!

And they need to be awake!

I can wake him up but he would die in 12 hours from madness.
Oh and is my pants falling apart a bad thing?
I bought my underwear from there too ;3

Well clearly. They're falling to pieces too. *rips of pants and underwear*

*smacks Fiction*

Sorry hipster hell god.
Being that I wore these rags does that mean you... you can't... *tears in eyes*
touch me?

O I cant touch who ever I like. *spanks again and passes a good pair of pants*

You'll have to deal without underwear.

*is spanked*
Oh thank you for your mercy!

 

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...

*Shrugs*

 

[My name is Fiction]

It will be done!
Any one in particular?

 

[mjcabooseblu]

The perfect revenge bet on guitar hero: loser has to wear a maid outfit. Either way, I win. Be riiiiiiiight back.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Theres a bunch of those!
Right away!
I'll get even two!