If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

xmbts · May 15, 2011

I'm not offended, just don't want anybody getting in trouble for it.

xmbts · May 15, 2011

>_>

I'm not at liberty to discuss that.

xmbts · May 15, 2011

Ooh, congratulations on that, I'd probably fail miserably at it.

xmbts · May 15, 2011

Awesome! I just tripped over a toy dog and made an idiot of myself.

Best of the 3 · May 15, 2011

*burns the bed in fire* MY EYES!!! D:

Best of the 3 · May 15, 2011

Uuuu-huh. *keeps burning the bed*

xmbts · May 15, 2011

Bah! I'm just clumsy.

Best of the 3 · May 15, 2011

*hands xmbts a flamethrower* Burn the fuck out of the sheets, they must be cleaned!

Best of the 3 · May 15, 2011

@Dark: Good, just didn't need to read that so soon after I woke up =3=

Best of the 3 · May 15, 2011

Sorry, I didn't want to read about your lesbian tongue or how you enjoy muff diving in the morning.

xmbts · May 15, 2011

*Is lit on fire*

...Ouch.