If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Argonian alchemist]

As long as you're not in mine I don't care...

Wel, entschuuuuldigung, Prinzessin.

Hey, is your username a reference to Red vs Blue? Because if it is, you deserve a cookie.

 

[xmbts]

@Caboose: And never return!

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Dark unzips his fly and a pair of grey tentacles slide out and... embrace Fiction*

*curls into a little ball like a cat*

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Dark unzips his fly and a pair of grey tentacles slide out and... embrace Fiction*

*curls into a little ball like a cat*

Aww isn't that cute.... *strokes hair*

*purrs while he sucks his thumb like a child*

 

[xmbts]

Aww, adorable little monstrosities.

 

[cryogeist]

oh...hello dark

 

[cryogeist]

*spawns MP5*
so....whats going on?

 

[cryogeist]

....what.the.f&^k

 

[xmbts]

Right?

 

[cryogeist]

I have a strange mind...

wir alle wussten, dass> _>

 

[cryogeist]

I have a strange mind...

wir alle wussten, dass> _>

Yay! German.

ja ... ich möchte nur die Sprache

 

[cryogeist]

то же самое с русской

と日本語