If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[xmbts]

You better not be a vampire.

 

[Best of the 3]

The bed seems very quiet. I'll snuggle up to you I guess.

*Hugs*

 

[Ashsaver]

Hmmm... A shota with dog ears? *glee*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello again... what did you say you were again?

 

[Scde2]

@Ash: *Takes out chainsword*
Don't even think about it. =//_<=

 

[xmbts]

I think I'll scratch behind his ears.

 

[Best of the 3]

@xmbts

*Pulls AK out of ass*

Wouldn't do that if I were you >_<

 

[Sacman]

Substituting cat ears for the dress I see...<.<

 

[Ashsaver]

You should try Cat/dog ears sometime,Sacman. It'll looks good on you.

@Thedoctor I'm a hunter,I hunt shotas,and enslave them to do my bidding such as foot massage,shoulder rub,and be my pillow.

 

[Sacman]

Lain prefers bears...<.<

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Everybody's doing it!

@ Sacman: Also, kickass bearsuit.

 

[Ashsaver]

Bear suit is okay too i guess.

@Thedoctor I forgot to tell you that i wasn't a vampire,but i do eat blood,cooked of course,if you're wondered i can tell you how it's done.

 

[xmbts]

So you're a blood craving albino then? And I'm in bed with you why?

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're adventurous?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hubba hubba!

 

[Sacman]

What a spaceship has destroyed half my house...<.<

 

[Ashsaver]

@Xmb nah,many people eat "cooked" blood,It's one of those so called "weird" food.

The reason you're in bed with moi,and not being

Spoiler: This

yeah,these are blood

is because there is a line i won't cross....not yet.

OT: Let's build a new house,with GarrysMOD!

 

[Scde2]

You scare me. :O

 

[Ashsaver]

Awww...you don't have to be afraid of me, I just eat what you don't normally eat,that's all....i think.

Hmmm....smell good,you are.

*BTW you joined the Escapist this year,but have 30,000+ postcounts? ()

 

[AwesomeExpress]

How about you make me some waffles and scrambled eggs and bacon, and I'll give you a massage after breakfast.