If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Mannayz]

Barry Wall, I shall get to making it. The headcrab's okay... but the bread is a little fiesty this morning.

 

[My name is Fiction]

You will get it just right, your a good cook

 

[xmbts]

Wait...what?

 

[Mannayz]

You will get it just right, your a good cook

Why, thank you. Just don't ask what's in the breading.

 

[Scde2]

Oh why did I click the red bitton >.<

 

[My name is Fiction]

Ha, I did too

 

[cryogeist]

its not that bad

 

[Mannayz]

That red button is like an extremely bad acid trip.

 

[My name is Fiction]

You will get it just right, your a good cook

Why, thank you. Just don't ask what's in the breading.

Even if I know I would still eat it.

 

[xmbts]

I'd believe it.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Yes I have eaten a lot worse things, like that stupid breakfast casserole.

 

[xmbts]

So Fictoin, we never seem to speak directly, how are you?

 

[My name is Fiction]

Good. going to die in a couple hours but good.
This place is empty enough, perhaps it has begun!

 

[xmbts]

Bah, I'll survive it.

 

[cryogeist]

I really dont think its going to happen
i mean 1998 was the end
as well as 2000 >_>

i honestly think if anything is going to kill us it is a meteor

 

[My name is Fiction]

But we need an excuse for all this unprotected sex!

 

[xmbts]

Nah, here are just a few [http://www.cracked.com/article_18387_5-ways-world-could-end-youd-never-see-coming.html] ways [http://www.cracked.com/article_19117_7-horrible-ways-universe-can-destroy-us-without-warning.html] pick your favorite!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Space is our enemy, we must fight back with lazers!

 

[cryogeist]

or(according to Russia) NUKES!

 

[xmbts]

I guess...