If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Let the epic staring contest BEGIN!!!

 

[mParadox]

*stare stare stare stare stare*

This is how you spend your time with your conquests?

 

[The Clown]

its a good thing i have no eyelids

 

[mParadox]

clowns.....why clowns?

 

[The Clown]

I like clowns

 

[TheDoctor455]

*stare stare stare stare stare*

This is how you spend your time with your conquests?

I wasn't aware of "conquering you"... but I heard that humans find looking into someone's eyes as "intimate"... I guess it doesn't really translate very well between species...
oh well...
what are you up for?

EDIT:
Why did you bring this clown with you?
Its... really creepy... could you please get rid of it?

 

[mParadox]

shhhh...i'm trying to get intimate with you...don't interrupt!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Let's try this...
(uses Psionics to open my mind to mParadox's)

Hmm... interesting...

 

[xmbts]

You there, brainwash someone to make breakfast for me, kay thanks.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You, rewire my house.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You there, brainwash someone to make breakfast for me, kay thanks.

Sorry, but since I changed my avatar, I can't do that anymore...
However... I could probably get Morte, the talking floating skull to whip up something for you.

OT:

You really have no idea how old I am...

 

[Best of the 3]

I prefered the rock garden I have to admit. It was starting to grow on me.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Hello, again.

 

[Sacman]

*Waves...*
*Stares...*

 

[Best of the 3]

Ah, hello Sacman.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Don't let him force you to wear the dress! XD

 

[Best of the 3]

If he does I'll make sure to place his bear suit strategicly outside where you need to do your do do's.

 

[Sacman]

*Turns head towards best of the 3...*
Don't hate the player, hate the game...<.<

 

[Sacman]

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM...

 

[The Clown]

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