If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[My name is Fiction]

Only if you let me cuddle you.

Of course!
*cuddles right now*
Your hands are very clammy and cold

Uh, that's my hand collection you're touching... my hands are never clammy!

Oh, good then Mr. Death

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Is the danger of division by zero over?

That's good.

Maybe.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Of course!
*cuddles right now*
Your hands are very clammy and cold

Uh, that's my hand collection you're touching... my hands are never clammy!

Oh, good then Mr. Death

Here, let me hug you properly.

Don't mind the smoke... it's just my dog playing with the dry ice. Isn't he adorable!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Of course!
*cuddles right now*
Your hands are very clammy and cold

Uh, that's my hand collection you're touching... my hands are never clammy!

Oh, good then Mr. Death

Here, let me hug you properly.

Don't mind the smoke... it's just my dog playing with the dry ice. Isn't he adorable!

*hugs*
Aww so adorable, whats its name?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Uh, that's my hand collection you're touching... my hands are never clammy!

Oh, good then Mr. Death

Here, let me hug you properly.

Don't mind the smoke... it's just my dog playing with the dry ice. Isn't he adorable!

*hugs*
Aww so adorable, whats its name?

Fido...(!)

*yawn* Good... hmmm 2am, morning then! We'll continue our foreplay on the morrow!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Bye.
Great now what to do
*whistles as walks back to cake fort*

 

[pyramid head grape]

*cake fort explodes*

Don't look at me I didn't do anything.

 

[My name is Fiction]

um... but I love cake.
It has more value then your life

 

[NerfedFalcon]

The cake is not a lie. I've seen it. There actually is a cake right at the end of Portal 1.

But that's not really a spoiler, since everyone already knew that. Even I knew that, and I don't play that many video games!

Because you're too busy beating people up and then taking photos of them, right?

 

[cryogeist]

uhhh
*loads AA-12*
yeeeeah you stay away
*inches backwards*

 

[My name is Fiction]

uhhh
*loads AA-12*
yeeeeah you stay away
*inches backwards*

*shoots with sniper crowbar*

The cake is not a lie. I've seen it. There actually is a cake right at the end of Portal 1.

But that's not really a spoiler, since everyone already knew that. Even I knew that, and I don't play that many video games!

Because you're too busy beating people up and then taking photos of them, right?

Can you take photos of me too?
Oh and don't mind the heathen he just fears what he does not know

 

[pyramid head grape]

The cake is not a lie. I've seen it. There actually is a cake right at the end of Portal 1.

Spoiler alert!! /sarcasm

So bored!!! >_<

 

[My name is Fiction]

Mee too

 

[pyramid head grape]

There is next to no-one on... ¬_¬

 

[xmbts]

Snip

D=

*Leaps on Bests back and demands a piggyback ride*

 

[pyramid head grape]

Ah.. people *runs away*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... this is weird... being in Ash's head.

I'm kind of lost in here.

Help?

 

[My name is Fiction]

now there is no one on...

 

[xmbts]

@Doc: Right turns.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!