Troublesome Lagomorph said:
Oh my G-d,
WHERE?
[HEADING=2]Real life segment.[/HEADING]
"Mom, get my patriotic scrapbook!"
"Why?"
"Just do it!"
"Don't you make demands at me!"
"Mom, please! Just do what I'm asking you to!"
"Fine, but you're not getting cookies tonight!"
"
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN COOKIES!"
*Mom enters room*
"Here's your stupid scrapbook."
"Thanks. I love yo-"
*door slam*
"Why is she so mean?"
[HEADING=2]End real life segment.[/HEADING]
... I'm back. Time to post something patriotic.