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@Pyramid: Indeed! I really hope he's not in today, creepiness aside he annoys the crap out of me.
 

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Meh, I'm not too worried, now then how are you people?
 

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@Ankara: Yay boredom!

@Pyramid: Yay video games!
 

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Troublesome Lagomorph said:
Is that a commie?!
Oh my G-d, WHERE?

[HEADING=2]Real life segment.[/HEADING]

"Mom, get my patriotic scrapbook!"

"Why?"

"Just do it!"

"Don't you make demands at me!"

"Mom, please! Just do what I'm asking you to!"

"Fine, but you're not getting cookies tonight!"

"THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN COOKIES!"

*Mom enters room*

"Here's your stupid scrapbook."

"Thanks. I love yo-"

*door slam*

"Why is she so mean?"

[HEADING=2]End real life segment.[/HEADING]

... I'm back. Time to post something patriotic.

 

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*Girl walks out of bathroom*

"Someone clogged a toilet in there...it's everywhere"

Manager: "Well that isn't good..."

*Turns to look at me*

"Hey do you know how to clean a-"

*I cut him off*

Moi: "No, no, no. No. No. No way, no."