If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[mParadox]

Sharingan!!

 

[mParadox]

oooooooo an opera! always wanted to see that!

 

[Sacman]

Bad Itachi, no sharingans in the bed...<.<

 

[mParadox]

You just got ninja'd by a *good* ninja!

 

[Sacman]

I wanted orange...

 

[Julianking93]

Hey sexah!

 

[mParadox]

Pretty face.

@Sacman:

Spoiler: Here you go dear

 

[Admiral Stukov]

What a shame.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I, uhmmm...

*flees*

 

[Sacman]

You should get a job...

 

[Steppin Razor]

*stabs*
Goddamit, you were messing with the tv reception, *****. Now go make me dinner!

And patch yourself up while you're at it. So help me if you bleed all over the carpet.

 

[ShockValue]

I'm going to assume you are wearing the bear suit.


*Punches*

You dirty ninja.

 

[Sacman]

But I'm not wearing the bear suit...

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: *cough*

Why...? Why would you punch me? What did I do?

@ze Ninja: *fucking stab stab stab stab stab!*

 

[Sacman]

So... how was I?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Pretty poor. I give you an E-

 

[Sacman]

Come on you were asleep through half of it how would you know...<.<

 

[Steppin Razor]

I fell asleep halfway through because it was so boring.

 

[Sacman]

Well you fell asleep before the good bits...<.<