If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[mParadox]

a teleporter does that.. why i end up with you? ask the teleporter! O_O

 

[TheDoctor455]

a teleporter does that.. why i end up with you? ask the teleporter! O_O

(smashes teleporter and throws it in a fire)

There, now go home and don't come back.

 

[ShockValue]

...I hope you're just passing through.

 

[Best of the 3]

Grope hand hasn't had enough yet. Just hold still and it will all be over. :3

 

[ShockValue]

*Gropes Best of the 3* Indeed.

 

[TheDoctor455]

...I hope you're just passing through.

What? You got something against someone cursed with immortality?
What are you? Hexist?

*Gropes Best of the 3* Indeed.

Can I get in on this?
I do have several lifetimes of experience...

 

[Neonbob]

I don't know what I'd do.
Probably wonder where in the sweet fuck I was.
Then say fuck it and go back to bed.

 

[ShockValue]

Yay Bob. *Hugs*

 

[Neonbob]

Sah-fucking-weeet.
Dunno how this happened, but it's goood

 

[Best of the 3]

*Gropes Best of the 3* Indeed.

Nyaaaaa~!

*Counter grope*

OT: I know cats like fish but I don't think we are going to work out here.

 

[Neonbob]

...huh. Cat.
I don't really like cats.
*runs*
Fucking allergies!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

*yawns* Ah, good morning sunshine! How about you get me a Coke or Dr. Pepper, then I'll make up some breakfast and after that we can cuddle.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Uhh... how does one fuck a nuclear explosion and a rain of whales?

Why is it happening on my bed?

What the fuck is going on?

EDIT:
Damn it Planet Express, NO, this isn't how I want my packages delivered to me.

 

[mParadox]

Now i know why i keep coming back to you! You're a doctor correct? cure me of this illness which prevents me from enjoying cashews!

 

[xmbts]

Sounds like what you need is a swift kick in the ass.
It solves everything you know.

 

[mParadox]

For you maybe... :|

But, alas, your method while viable is not medically accurate enough. Moving on, how did you end up in my bed?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

*tip-toes out of the room and hope he doesn't notice the bomb I left in the bed* *takes his watch*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... how did the entire company fit in my bed?
Please tell me you at least parked your ship OUTSIDE my house this time...

 

[mParadox]

OKay...now i am getting bored with this pairing. It's been like what the 9th time? 7tH?

 

[Scde2]

Uh...Hello.