If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[mParadox]

Goddamn Batman!!! What up Sailor?

 

[fgdfgdgd]

Batman likes it rough, that's what's up.

EDIT: the hilarious onomatopoeia in this may have been the reason i chose it.

 

[mParadox]

Indeed. Wanna fight crime?

 

[fgdfgdgd]

Sure, just not in bed, that gets messy and sexy.

 

[mParadox]

O_O

Crime Alley then?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm...
define "crime"...
simply going against Law?
Or do we allow for certain conditions?
In which case, the Law is not absolute, and is meaningless.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

First we take out the female ninjas, then we subdue the terminators and take out the giant squid.

 

[mParadox]

Excellent plan! What about Red Hood?

 

[xmbts]

I say we let him go.

 

[mParadox]

*sigh* Okay. I really wanted to ask R.H. if he was a fan of the original.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ready for round two?

 

[mParadox]

you bet! =3

 

[Neonbob]

We were only bunking, right?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No, we were not.

 

[The Clown]

Blinking won't get that stuff out of your eyes

 

[mParadox]

indeed

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm....
you can use your alchemy to temporarily switch genders, right?

Otherwise... well... this isn't going to go anywhere.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Why, hello there.

 

[mParadox]

I live to please old boy. But, again, i am not a alchemist but a soldier.

I'll see if i can snag a Naruto avatar. *goes to google*

OT: Hello again. Wanna check out my gun?

 

[Best of the 3]

Your avatar changes more than mine now. I am impressed. It's like sleeping with 20 people at once.