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*Emerges from the background*

Heya.
 

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It's fine thank you, currently has me comfortably seated.
 

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It's not really a grope, more of a grab.

I usually assume it's an accident unless it seems implausible.

It's just kind of weird really.
 

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Good, I never get groped so Ii don't know what its like.
There are worse things that can be done ;P
xmbts said:
It's not really a grope, more of a grab.

I usually assume it's an accident unless it seems implausible.

It's just kind of weird really.
That is weird, happen a lot?
 

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Every once in a while, though like I said sometimes it's an accident, last accident was very uncomfortable actually.
 

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Well it wasn't my ass.

Basically I was getting a box out of the stock room and it was about 30-40lbs. Not sure what that is in stones but it's mildly heavy.

I was holding it at waist level and the guy didn't wait for me to hold it out and reached for it, went too low and grabbed my groin by mistake.

That's uncomfortable as is but even more so because it was a grab intended to lift a heavy object so all I could do was make a face like: O.O