If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Pyra: Mew =^.^=
*Rubs my cheek against your hand*

 

[Tharwen]

@xmbts: Nothing, unless they're repurposed military hardware.

 

[xmbts]

*Runs in needing a cold shower*

O.O

 

[pyramid head grape]

@Pyra: Mew =^.^=
*Rubs my cheek against your hand*

D: Your very cuddly today XD *pets*

 

[Tharwen]

EVERYONE!

I just realised Just Cause 2 is £3 on Steam! Every single person in this thread must buy it. It's that good.

 

[xmbts]

Sounds fun, can't run it though.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Pyra: Mew =^.^=
*Rubs my cheek against your hand*

D: Your very cuddly today XD *pets*

Is that a bad thing? XD

 

[xmbts]

@Ankara: Heya.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@xmbts: Morning =^.^=
How are you?

 

[xmbts]

@Ankara: Mildly horrified.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@xmbts: What happened?

 

[xmbts]

@Ankara: You recall my creepy boss that I hate?

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@xmbts: What has he done now? D:

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bit xmbts on the ear.

 

[xmbts]

@Ankara: Apparently he's a sex offender...I like him less and less.

@Hail: He'd have a broken nose if he did.

>.>

 

[idodo35]

[oops wrong post]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

@Ankara: Apparently he's a sex offender...I like him less and less.

@Hail: He'd have a broken nose if he did.

>.>

Sex offender?
Sounds like the type of person that bites people's ears.

 

[thick doona]

I'd know that we had not had intercourse voluntarily. I'd immediately assault him and try to prevent him from leaving before calling the police.

woops too slow: I'd panic because she looks under-age.

My avatar is probably what a lot of you are used to waking up to! LOL just kidding guys.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wake up next to something that bites my ears? ew. I should report it for offensive sex.

Wait wait wait. That was on topic. No on topic, plz. This thread is derailed.

 

[xmbts]

I'd know that we had not had intercourse voluntarily. I'd immediately assault him and try to prevent him from leaving before calling the police.

woops too slow: I'd panic because she looks under-age.

My avatar is probably what a lot of you are used to waking up to! LOL just kidding guys.

...*Poke*

My work is done here.