If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

Uh...Did someone ask to join the brotherhood? This is prewar armor. There is no BROTHERHOOD! AHAHAHAHA...Until the bombs fall...Then I'm screwed. Wait...Does this armor act as my own personal vault?! SWEET!

Actually... both the BoS and the Enclave existed slightly before the war... after the war, their goals changed a bit, but they were both around before the war.

EDIT:
And Ash...
So... ever done it with someone who has died hundreds of thousands of times?

 

[Ashsaver]

I don't think I'm a necrophilia,but I'm fine with a protoss though.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Then how about an admiral?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't think I'm a necrophilia,but I'm fine with a protoss though.

I'm not sure if its really necrophilia, because I'm not a zombie, and my body just regenerates after being injured or dying.

The reason my body is so fucked up is because of all the battle scars I've gotten over the years.

OT:
So... Stukov, I take it that they kicked you out of the Raynor's Raiders' Cantina again?

 

[mParadox]

Seeing as mparadox isn't here it all seems very quiet. Very weird.

Awwww.. you remembered me! =3

 

[TheDoctor455]

Seeing as mparadox isn't here it all seems very quiet. Very weird.

Awwww.. you remembered me! =3

Yeah, it just wasn't the same without you.

In fact...
(mind-fucks mParadox so that he/she believes that they are Dr. House)

Have fun with that one!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

OT:
So... Stukov, I take it that they kicked you out of the Raynor's Raiders' Cantina again?

I was barely drunk, I had no more than three bottles of vodka.
...maybe four.

 

[TheDoctor455]

OT:
So... Stukov, I take it that they kicked you out of the Raynor's Raiders' Cantina again?

I was barely drunk, I had no more than three bottles of vodka.
...maybe four.

(sigh)
I was afraid of that... you know what you get like whenever you drink more than half a glass of Vodka...
You really need to kick your drinking habit... people are starting catch onto the fact that we're roommates, and now I'm starting to get kicked out of clubs because I live with you.

 

[mParadox]

Subject suffers from Agyria and amnesia. No recollection of his name and gives a long stare.

*hits cane on head*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

OT:
So... Stukov, I take it that they kicked you out of the Raynor's Raiders' Cantina again?

I was barely drunk, I had no more than three bottles of vodka.
...maybe four.

(sigh)
I was afraid of that... you know what you get like whenever you drink more than half a glass of Vodka...
You really need to kick your drinking habit... people are starting catch onto the fact that we're roommates, and now I'm starting to get kicked out of clubs because I live with you.

This was the first time I got kicked out for being to drunk.
It's usually "improper conduct".

OT: How did I end up in bed with an assassin?

 

[TheDoctor455]

OT:
So... Stukov, I take it that they kicked you out of the Raynor's Raiders' Cantina again?

I was barely drunk, I had no more than three bottles of vodka.
...maybe four.

(sigh)
I was afraid of that... you know what you get like whenever you drink more than half a glass of Vodka...
You really need to kick your drinking habit... people are starting catch onto the fact that we're roommates, and now I'm starting to get kicked out of clubs because I live with you.

This was the first time I got kicked out for being to drunk.
It's usually "improper conduct".

And what causes your "improper conduct"? Getting too drunk.

Go find a support group and kick the habit, or I'm going to kick you out. (and we need to tie this up before we derail the thread any further)

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm kicking my vodka abuse right now!

Whiskey, here I come!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm kicking my vodka abuse right now!

Whiskey, here I come!

Uhh... well... at least the Whiskey won't make you as violent...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm kicking my vodka abuse right now!

Whiskey, here I come!

Uhh... well... at least the Whiskey won't make you as violent...

Vodka don't make me violent, it makes me flirtatious.

 

[mParadox]

O_O

ave some wine.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm kicking my vodka abuse right now!

Whiskey, here I come!

Uhh... well... at least the Whiskey won't make you as violent...

Vodka don't make me violent, it makes me flirtatious.

No no... I've watched you... the vodka makes you VIOLENTLY flirtatious.

OT:
So... what exactly was "under the hood" there?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Yawns as she wakes up* *Looks at the person in bed with her* ... Any place you'd like to go?~ I mean that very literally~ Where in your wildest dreams do you want to go?~

 

[XThecommander]

Edut: Go away,it isn't christmas yet, and halloween has gone by...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Yawns* The dimension of flaming tentacle rape it is, then!~ *She grabs him, opens a gap in the fabric of space and time and throws him into the dimension of flaming tentacle rape* Have fun!~ *Closes the gap*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Exactly what happened last night?