If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[XThecommander]

Hmmm... I already used it on him, unless...
*Uses geass on him, and he dies.*
Huh, it seems I can now use it more than once, which brings me to the question, why am I here?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because you have a secret desire for old drunken russian men.
Nothing can keep up with Spinzaku. :C

 

[Admiral Stukov]

A little perhaps, but most likely he would just spin out of control.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That's it, I have to show Spinzakus true nature!

 

[xmbts]

I...uh...what?

 

[ShockValue]

I have no clue what is going on...

 

[XThecommander]

Good, it worked on all of you, now it's time to go.

 

[Ashsaver]

What's up with people trying to mindfuck each other?

And you! Stukov! of all people!

I thought you're just a cool old Russian.

 

[XThecommander]

Mindfuck? How dare you accuse me of such a-
*uses geass on attacking soldier, commanding him to die.*
As I was saying, how dare you accuse me of that

 

[Admiral Stukov]

What's up with people trying to mindfuck each other?

And you! Stukov! of all people!

I thought you're just a cool old Russian.

That? I can do much worse.

Spoiler: Click if you dare.

*waves at Lulu*

 

[ShockValue]

Not that again...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Oh, Samus, what a pleasant surprise.

 

[Ashsaver]

*vomits on Stukov* now you're just a creepy old Russian instead of cool old Russian.

Did Lelouch just attacking someone with a grease?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You're one to speak.
Besides I'm not that old.

 

[Ashsaver]

Older than moi,that's fosho!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

And people ask why there's always a frown on Stukov's face...

 

[Ashsaver]

You're fine Stukov....compare to Charles Bronson