If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[XThecommander]

Hmmm? A rabbit, I wonder if this will work on you.
*uses geass on rabbit.*
I command you to life!
*rabbit becomes energizer bunny.*
Strange... Anyways, I move my land forces to your border, and barrage your frontier bases.

 

[Gigaguy64]

......
Aki is gonna be pissed.....

 

[Dango]

Most likely be blasted into oblivion.

 

[xmbts]

I would be slapped into being back on topic.

 

[Sacman]

I don't know what we're talking about anymore...<.<

 

[XThecommander]

It's confusing... Just don't try to understand it, and you will be just fine.

 

[Sacman]

I think I'll just... go do something else...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Can I see your sac...?

 

[XThecommander]

*Leaves the room.*
Why am I still here...?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because your multi-purpose button didn't work on the door.

 

[Amzer]

I fear that--AHHHH! Uhm...Pleased to meet you...Now...How did I get here? Again? I locked the door this time.

 

[Sacman]

So... um... I'm just gonna leave now...<.<

 

[Amzer]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!
I just want to talk about what uh...Happened...>.>

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That may be for the best.

 

[Amzer]

Okay, YOU can leave now. Its obvious what happened there...Your some kind of henchman...Who wants to abduct me, and rape me as I sleep...After dragging me away from home.

 

[Sacman]

There's nothing to talk about...<.<

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Just how would I rape someone in Power armor?

 

[Amzer]

Oh yes there is....

 

[Amzer]

There are ways...*Shudders as he remembers the Feral Ghoul Reavers*

 

[XThecommander]

*Rubs eyes*
Now how did this happen? O well, I'll just go back to sleep, in the shinkirou...