If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Snowden's Secret]

*takes a large bite of the starfish cake and scurries back into the fort* ^_^

 

[Best of the 3]

I don't think I have any fox cakes, sorry snow.

Spoiler: Cake.

 

[Dango]

Ask him where Snow's fort is.

 

[XThecommander]

*opens knightmare cockpit.*
Ugh... What's happening?
*looks through window, and sees a bunch of cakes.*
hmmf, I see it's still going on, whatever, I'll just stay here.

 

[Best of the 3]

I like it how Dango is the only one left still on topic

Spoiler: Cake.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Best: That's OK, I've already baked myself one. :3

Spoiler: My Most Favourite Cake Evar!

OT: You slept inside the Knightmare? That couldn't have been too comfortable.

Post-Ninja OT: Yeah. I like it too. :3

 

[Dango]

Follow him back to his fort, then march on it with my starfish army.

 

[Best of the 3]

Aww, on topic posters are sooooo~ cute :3

And he has no idea what "cake" is. Maybe we should show him Snow? >:3

Spoiler: Cake.

 

[Dango]

Recruit him into my starfish army.

 

[Best of the 3]

Sabotage his Starfish army so my army of cakes can take over the world with the power of "cake" while coated in "frosting"

Spoiler: Cake.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Best: Yes, lets! But who shall provide the frosting? >:3

OT: Starfish Army?! Oh, and the fort's just in the corner over there. It's technically my residence in this thread, but all are welcome. But not now, on account of my having no clothes. "Cake" Ninja strikes again. Are you getting me back for that one I pulled earlier today, Best? :3

 

[Dango]

Bomb his fort to kingdom come.

 

[Best of the 3]

But then what are you going to do when you have to go to the toilet Snow? :3

And is it snowing where you are?

Spoiler: Cake.

 

[Dango]

Challenge him to a free-form jazz competition (on-topic post).

 

[The Clown]

back to the cake eh?...... I am ashamed of you.

 

[Best of the 3]

Doooooood. you need to chill out and come off the topic. it's soooooo radical maaaaan!

Spoiler: Cake.

 

[Dango]

Ninjas. Ninjas everywhere *shivers*.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I second that rambling nonsense. And no, there is still no snow.

OT: I also second the ninjas thing. Also, the fort it bombproof. I've learned from my past mstakes. :3

 

[Best of the 3]

Trust me, you do not want to find out all that much, espciallt considering how old you are 0_o

Spoiler: Cake.

 

[Dango]

That's not cake.