If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Admiral Stukov]

*cloaks*
You'll have to find me first.

 

[mParadox]

You're fighting a master assassin. You do know that right?

*shoots* gotcha. pay up.

 

[The Clown]

*removes the cloak and starts to do terrible things*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Looks like you found one of my decoys.
You still won't be able to get to orbit in that gear...

Spoiler: Eat this ninja!

 

[xmbts]

O_O

*Shoots cloaked Stukov*

*Looks up at Best, realizing she is only 4'11*

*Kicks Paradox in the shin*

 

[The Clown]

*throws a knife at stukov then eats a caramel apple*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Stop shooting my decoys!
Haven't you figured out that you can't take on a battlecruiser with a pistol yet?

 

[xmbts]

<_<
>_>

Who's there I can't see your facial features.
*Grabs face*

 

[The Clown]

That last one wasn't a decoy, check your back.
*continues to eat caramel apple*

 

[xmbts]

I'll trade you some noodles for that apple.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

xmbts, I have the technology to replace your eyes, if you stop trying to kill me...

 

[The Clown]

Why not just have this second apple, *Offers xmbts another caramel apple*

 

[xmbts]

Yes, and yes.

Spoiler: Here's the Noodles.

Now Stukov how good are these eyes?

 

[The Clown]

I'll give you another caramel apple if you keep attacking stukov

 

[Neonbob]

...on the bright side, you're not Sweet Tooth...

 

[TheDoctor455]

What did I miss?
And who nuked my bed while I slept?
Damn it... wait...
how the hell did Snowden's Pillow Fort survive that?

 

[xmbts]

*Torn between caramel apple and normal vision*

...X_X

 

[Snowden's Secret]

@Doctor: Thanks to the power of Magic! And thanks for invoking my name there! :3

OT: Go for the vision! Do it! Dooo eet~! :3

 

[ShockValue]

Hehe, nice to see so many festive avys.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... how did you say you survived punching all those bears again?

And... wow... you sure can put that armor back on in a hurry!