(watches as Batman catches xmbts and starts to beat him/her silly)
...
(translated from inane gibbering)
Heeyyy!!!
Mr. Bat... why are you hitting the scary lady?
She's really nice!
Stop it!
(cries for a bit, then... as if through some odd instinct, mutters a spell, which sends Batman backward into a portal leading to the Lower Planes)
That'll teach you!!!
(passes out)