If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Xpwn3ntial]

How do you have so much energy?

 

[Dango]

Give her a starfish.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Damn. Aren't you guys completely covered in armour? You don't even have Mouths, for Christ's sake!

These Psionic abilities aren't just for killing Zerg you know.

OT:
Umm... how long are you going to be doing that?
Is this for my benefit?

 

[TheDoctor455]

There there, I know what Digimon is... it's like Pokemon only better, right?

Are you sure you don't just mean "like pokemon but shittier"?

 

[xmbts]

Good now I can start blackmailing you for battle carrier privileges.

 

[Best of the 3]

We would have some seriously freaky mess up kids you and I.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I always knew I'd end up with a pirate!

 

[Nagisa94]

A logo... I am lonely...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

She can ride in my ship anytime!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Gin is one powerful beverage.

 

[Scde2]

Uh...
uh...
um...
Nice glasses?

 

[Dango]

You're so... depressing...

 

[Best of the 3]

Hmmm, two miserable underage looking guys. Could be worse.

EDIT: It got worse.

[small]I don't mean that, love ya really [/small]

 

[Dango]

I want your eyepatch, it'll make me look fancy.

 

[Moderationintime]

*Licks face* Where did you put the booze?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

How could I not be with something so affectionate?

 

[xmbts]

Nothing says not affectionate like cold and metallic.

 

[Dango]

Sir, your wires are in places that most would describe as rather uncomfortable...

 

[Discord]

Cry, Growl but be scared of the sudden movements

 

[Nouw]

*Screams and jumps out window.