If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[The Clown]

Never been with a black smurf before, I guess i'm never going back.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(hides behind xmbts)
Scary Lady!!!
The Murdering Clown Man did... things to me!!!
Baaaad things!!!!
Save me from the Murdering Clown Man!!!!!!

 

[xmbts]

Calm down, now show me on this doll where the Clown touched you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(points to the groin, ass, mouth, left armpit, right ear, right foot)
Those spots...

 

[xmbts]

O_o
And this is why we don't play the bouncy game with strangers.

 

[The Clown]

Hey..... why do we always end up doing this?

 

[Best of the 3]

Man, I thought this thread could not be any more weird or dirty sounding. Well, surpirses are nice I guess.

 

[xmbts]

Really? not even after all the 'cake' stuff?

 

[The Clown]

that cake stuff was..... interesting.

 

[Best of the 3]

Cake is interesting... "cake" is damn fun.

 

[xmbts]

I still have no inclination on testing the 'cake' part of that device.

 

[Best of the 3]

It's hydrolic, is that not insentive enough? =3

 

[The Clown]

pie Pie PIe PIE PIE! PIE!! PIE!!!

 

[xmbts]

It's the principle of the thing.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*returns from laundering every pillow in the fort* Doctor's still a hyperactive fairy, isn't he?

 

[The Clown]

*Walks up the stairs to snow's fort and begins to make his own pillow fort opposite his.*

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*stares in wonderment* ...What are you planning? >.>

 

[The Clown]

*pokes head up from his fort and looks over at snow* we should make a pillow village.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Huh.. look at the time, I've got to go! I have that appointment and I'm late! Pleasedon'tfollowme!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Yes! And the Doctor won't mind because he's still mindfucked! Capital, I'll get more pillows! ^_^

OT: Wow. A ship. Erm~. Huh. For once, I have no words. -_-'