If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Roxas1359]

When I was young there was one running towards my cousin and I when we were at the park and my mom grabbed both of us.
Another instance is when a hobo tried to break into our home every night and the police couldn't find him because he was hiding in the old condemned shed in our yard.

 

[Blow_Pop]

@disaster i don't know anymore

 

[xmbts]

@Nero: Well that's no good.

@April: Hi.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Xmbts: They eventually found him. He had left McDonald's wrappers around.
@April: Hello.

 

[Blow_Pop]

@xam @nero hai

 

[Roxas1359]

Guess which guy has two thumbs and is now partially deaf.
*points at self while laughing*
Somehow when I had jumped into a pool my eardrum got damaged...I can't hear as well in my right ear now. Oh well, these things happen.
Now to cheer myself up. *looks at list of mods for New Vegas*

 

[Roxas1359]

*grabs megaphone and shouts in Disaster's right ear*
HOW YOU DOING!?

 

[Roxas1359]

Deafness for all!

 

[xmbts]

How glorious.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Xmbts: You want some deafness too? It's quite fun.
I feel more and more like my father now. He's deaf in his right ear too. Course he was born that way.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Yawns*

Another day, another idiotic mistake.

 

[Roxas1359]

What did you do this time Red?
*tapping food*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

WHY ARE YOU TAPPING MY FOOD? D:

 

[Roxas1359]

@Red: Because I can!
*puts on shades and starts playing in a bongo circle with Disaster*

 

[xmbts]

No thanks I've already got blindness.

 

[xmbts]

Actually that won't work, they're still getting worse so lasers only delay the degeneration.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Disaster: I read that in Dr. Nefarious's voice. Man I love Ratchet and Clank~

 

[Blow_Pop]

@nero you gotta love being partially deaf. I'm partially deaf in my left ear. Because I have swimmers ear and took a bath and got water in it and since y'know i don't have money or insurance I can't go to the doctor and get it fixed. So it's been like this for about 4ish months.

@disaster *pounces*

 

[Roxas1359]

@April: That's what happened to me in my right ear. It's not too bad to be quite honest. Why no insurance though? Really helps me out otherwise I'd be unable to afford anything. Plus you need some by 2014. Often times you can find a good provider. I recommend Blue Shield, Kaiser is terrible in my opinion.

 

[Blow_Pop]

@disaster oooh yay! Cuddles! *cuddles into you*

@nero no insurance because no job = no money. I'm looking into state sponsored stuff. And I have almost completely lost hearing in my left ear at this point. Also that only applies if I'm still in the states around 2014. I'll hopefully be up in canada or the UK. Preferably the UK. But I'll take Canada if I need to for the money to get there. Canada is just easier to get to.