If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[TheDoctor455]

(accidentally directs Impulse in xmbts's direction, knocking him/her over)

Woooaaaahhh!!!
Watch out Nice Scary Lady! Watch out!!!!

 

[mParadox]

*browses through pages*

So.... the good Doctor still a Na'vi?

Huh... you'd think that the biscuit would work....

*looks around* WTF? A civil war happened and i slept and studied through it? Ouch.

[sub][sub][sub]sorry about the slap young Na'vi.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[TheDoctor455]

*browses through pages*

So.... the good Doctor still a Na'vi?

Huh... you'd think that the biscuit would work....

*looks around* WTF? A civil war happened and i slept and studied through it? Ouch.

[sub][sub][sub]sorry about the slap young Na'vi.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

(what's even weirder is that I managed to sort of lead one side of it while STILL thinking I'm Navi from Zelda)

OT:
(translated from inane gibbering)

Heeeeyyyy!!!!! Leeeessseeeen!!!!

We need to put something on top of this hole to stop
the evil Mr. Murdering Clown Man from ever getting
out again!

 

[mParadox]

oh my God!

*chains doors and windows*

Though i don't think that will stop the clown.

 

[The Clown]

Oh no, he melted my pickax, good thing i still have my pickaxe. *digs to the surface*

 

[mParadox]

Ho ho ho... i see what you did there.

>_>

*polishes blade* do come.

 

[xmbts]

*Still sidelining*

You can't buy entertainment like this.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(steers Impulse into the Clown as he climbs out of the hole, then sticks Impulse into the hole... sealing it up permanently... and just to irritate the Clown, I stuck Impulse into the hole face-first, so he'll be forced to talk to him/her)

...
Heeeeyyy!!!!
Nice Scary Lady!!!!
(rushes at xmbts, activating his/her automated defense, which make quick work of me... I wake up a few hours later back to normal)

Ugh... what the fuck just happened (remembers, unfortunately), oh shit... what the fuck was I thinking... wait a minute...

(grabs Snow's throat and starts throttling him)

YOU BASTARD!!!!!

 

[ShockValue]

Oh, you're back to normal. Yay?

 

[xmbts]

Hi shock, this isn't what it looks like, I'll thank you not to throw me out any windows.

 

[ShockValue]

Fine, I won't. Actually, what if it's just a window on the first floor? That would be fine, right?

 

[xmbts]

Well I guess it wouldn't hurt physically, but what about my feelings?

 

[ShockValue]

You'll be fine! *Throws xmbts out the window*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hi...
umm... you know... I can cast illusions on myself to make me seem more appealing if that'll help.

 

[mParadox]

I'm more seductive than you! I don't need illusions. I create realities. O_O

[sub]Good night[/sub]

 

[xmbts]

@Shock: You know I may act tough, but I have feelings, and you just hurt...damn near every one of em'. (Cookie for reference)

OT: I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Doctor: [color=sky blue]Cortana: Oh my GoD Doc what have they done to you! *sobs alot before getting angry and starting to slap him* SNAP OUT OF IT!!! SNAP OUT OF IT!!![/color]

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*watches Cortana's outburst and cackles maniacally* x3

 

[Scde2]

My, you look sexy today.

If I was a gay furry I would sooooo-

Wait...I am a gay furry. =3

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*Cortanas reacting to Doc immediately stops as she turns crimson, burns Snows pillow fort, grabs him and sends him through a portal to the 7th circle of hell(aka Violence)*