If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[xmbts]

@Best: I'd call them nosy bastards but I've done the same exact thing before...

NOW BEGIN THE LAMEZ BREATHING

@Snow: The book was better.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Please call me Nurse Ratchet, a name that I'm sure has no negative connotations whatsoever.

Well... other than copyright issues with the Ratchet and Clank series.

Anyway...
well if that's how you see it Snow... fuck you.

(stops the spell)

There... you get to enjoy all the sensations of a birth.

Okay...
Let's get these twi--- trip--- these kids out...
I'll take care of Best, and xmbts, you take care of Snow.

Push, damn it, push. Breath damn it.

 

[xmbts]

*Watches Snow eating chips*
Neat.
*Snaps a picture*

 

[Best of the 3]

Right, I've got to go to my dad's house so I will be gone for about 10 minutes. I'm frightened of what the results will be. Sorry Snow, I can't be here for you at the moment so... tough it out?

 

[TheDoctor455]

This might be a bad time... but I feel obligated to mention that Best's child looks more like his/her Butler than Snow...

 

[xmbts]

BUM BUM BUHHHHHH *dramatic tension*

 

[Snowden's Secret]

*through gritted teeth* ...I'll try. Have fun. >.<

@xmbts: OK...*puts the chips down* I guess I'm supposed to push, right? *pushes* Owowowwowwowbloodyhellthishurts~ Dx

 

[xmbts]

I think I see a...muzzle.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And... the litter's out, and all the kids are healthy...
but... why do Snow's kids look like a cross between Best, Snow, AND xmbts?

 

[mParadox]

*browses* Whoa... surprise impregnation? Through pounce? I wonder how many Borgia messengers i have done the same with! >_<

[sub]can i be the Godfather[/sub]

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Oh for fu-*is cut off by a dramatic fanfare* DUN DUN DUHHHHHH~

...this is so messed up. -_-

OT: O_O Yeah, you may have gotten here at the wrong time. xD

 

[Best of the 3]

Maybe xmbts has been using his ckae maker without me knowing =3

I'm still here for now by the way, my brother is taking his sweet time >.<

 

[TheDoctor455]

*browses* Whoa... surprise impregnation? Through pounce? I wonder how many Borgia messengers i have done the same with! >_<

Don't worry, this only happens when Nintendo and Anime characters do that.


You should be safe.


Unless any of them were women... in which case I'll have to call the cops for rape charges.

 

[xmbts]

Hey don't look at me I'm stuck on the receiving end of 'cake' making.

 

[Best of the 3]

Paradox, I never thought I'd say this but you look like the only sane person left. Hug me!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Do I not count as sane? Though to be fair, *glances at the kits* I must have been on something for this to have happened, for sure. xD

 

[xmbts]

Hey I'm sane...

 

[Best of the 3]

@xmbts: You give birth to octopusses through your partial mouth vagina. Do you think I'd find you sane?

@Snow: How did this happen, I've pounced you many times before?

 

[TheDoctor455]

(mutters a spell, sending harmless but impressive sparks ricocheting along the walls, scaring the kids)

He he...

 

[Best of the 3]

OK, now there is lightning :/

Now I've got to go. See ya, and the results, later.