If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Blow_Pop]

@disaster [sub][sub][sub][sub]the offer to show you the photos of said bruising[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub] *cuddles*

 

[Roxas1359]

@Disaster: They are all bones..,

 

[Calibanbutcher]

@Caliban: Don't forget all the rum!

Oh Lord, the rum?
Did I sink another pirate ship?
And where did my pet iceberg go?

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Disaster: O.O
*Runs and hides behind my Gf*

 

[Roxas1359]

@Ankara: Don't worry I'll...*smells chloroform and passes out again*

 

[Roxas1359]

Is it sad that I'm using my stomach as a mouse pad...XD

 

[Blow_Pop]

Look guys! I got killed at work by the guy in my room!

Spoiler

....wait....why am I so excited about this?

@nero nope not at all. I use mine too. And my thighs. And my boobs......

 

[Roxas1359]

@April: Hooray for murder!
Let's celebrate by attacking something. I vote that cactus over there. It's been giving me dirty looks all day.
Also, that sounds more difficult than me using my round belly. XD

 

[Calibanbutcher]

@Caliban: It fell when you took out the fleet of pirate ships!

Damn. I hope it didn't mess with any ships or anything.
Anyone hear of that "titanic" floating by?

And as for the above avatar:
I repeat my AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGRGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Roxas1359]

@Caliban: You do know that this thread is derailed past the point of no return right?

 

[karcentric]

I don't know what you are... Ehhh, I'll live.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Karcentric: Derailed thread mate.

 

[Blow_Pop]

@nero not at all difficult. I just have to be wearing the right kind of clothing since my mouse is a finicky *****. And alright go ahead and kill the cactus.

Also in other news: My bra broke at work last night mid scare. Luckily not noticeable to anyone else. Tried fixing it with a safety pin and the pin broke. So I took it off for the last 2 hours I worked(since it broke like 30 mins before my last break)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Feels warm and fuzzy*

 

[Blow_Pop]

@red *cuddles*

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

@Red: Mew?

 

[Roxas1359]

*falls down*
Help I've fallen and I can't get up.