If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

[Best of the 3]

God dammit guys. Keep it down over here. I was trying to get some sleep -.-

 

[mParadox]

*throws pillow at Bot3*

*closes blinds and dodges shot*

 

[xmbts]

*snaps out of it*

Hey how are the little monsters? Do they have my eyes?

 

[Snowden's Secret]

They most certainly do! Though one of them threw up an octopus when I tried to feed him. Is that a bad sign? :/

 

[mParadox]

Nonsense! He has your impatience!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Shoots Doc in the face to protect the master*

*Aims at Paradox*

Is there really any point in trying to kill me?

And... I thought I had removed Murdoc's brainwashing from you when I last upgraded/repaired your systems. Damn... he's better than I thought.

OT:
Little help here Snow?

 

[mParadox]

You could change the diapers.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You could change the diapers.

Right...
(mutters a spell, the kids diapers are clean)

There you go.

 

[mParadox]

Nope. Unless.... no never mind. We have bot3 for that one.

 

[xmbts]

I say Best is in charge of their college funds.

They most certainly do! Though one of them threw up an octopus when I tried to feed him. Is that a bad sign? :/

Nah if anything they should feel better after that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nope. Unless.... no never mind. We have bot3 for that one.

Now you tell me.

(sighs)

I'm going to have those mental images stuck in my head for days.

EDIT:

Yeah... that seems fair enough xmbts... though... that depends on how much magic the parents let me teach them.

 

[mParadox]

Wait...what? I didn't even start... what exactly were u thinking?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wait...what? I didn't even start... what exactly were u thinking?

I thought you asked me to change their diapers.

 

[mParadox]

Oh that was already completed. I was thinking... since Bot3 is the chef then that makes you the Tutor. I am the Godfather so i teach the tricks of the Underworld... xmbts teaches them cyber space and Snow?.... i'll let him complete that one... -_-

 

[TheDoctor455]

I guess Snow could give some military training. (if I'm guessing his character right)

 

[mParadox]

Ah...fighter jets you say?

 

[xmbts]

Cyberspace? Also they wouldn't take after me, they would take after who I take after.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Cyberspace? Also they wouldn't take after me, they would take after who I take after.

In which case... they probably shouldn't go anywhere near that asshole.

Hmm...
Is it just me or are the kids growing up a bit faster than normal?
They were born a day ago... but now they seem more like 5-year olds.

 

[mParadox]

*looks closer* Naw. They are healthy.....10 year olds...

Don't tell me it's the attack of the clones.

 

[mParadox]

pew pew pew